butterfly_chick : omg! dats so cool! im 14/f/usa

butterfly_chick : do u hav a cam?

j_greene : um, yes but I'm not interested, sorry.

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I sit myself in my comfy computer chair and log on to my usual chatroom, LetsRockToday and wait until it loads...

"Welcome to LetsRockToday, where everyone is stickin' it to the man. Please observe proper chatroom etiquette, and remember; Rock 'n' Roll will Save Your Soul!! Rock on!"

'Took long enough' I told myself as I the applet opened and I chose my favorite font color: GREEN while checking what was going on in the main screen.

*jennas_red_wagon entered the chatroom*

Butterfly_chick : j_greene!! please?? i promise i'm hot! and i bot new lip gloss!

j_greene : butterfly, please find someone else to watch you and your lip gloss.

butterfly_chick : u jerk! how can u tok to a woman like that!!!!!

jennas_red_wagon : I don't mean to interfere with your conversation
butterfly_chick, but j_greene said to leave him alone and that I think you should do.

j_greene : thank you jenna. I really appreciate that.

jennas_red_wagon : your welcome j_greene, just doing my part to save the universe.

j_greene : haha. awesome.

butterfly_chick : greeny!! did you 4get me!!! we wer toking remember! before that stupid wagon girl interrupted!! omg! tok about rude!

j_greene : oh. were we?

jennas_red_wagon : lol

butterfly_chick : yah! omg ok! so lyk, wat do u wanna tok about?

j_greene : beats me.

butterfly_chick : um. u sure u dont wanna see my cam?

- private message from j_greene -

*j_greene : is it always like this here? she won't stop bugging me!

*jennas_red_wagon : my friend, this is only the beginning. Is this really your first time here?

*j_greene : yeah it is. I heard from my cousin that this was a cool chatroom..

*jennas_red_wagon : well it is. ;)

*j_greene : and how can you prove that?

*jennas_red_wagon : well for a start, you can hook up with bimbos like butterfly_chick anytime, anywhere, isn't that one of the joys of being a teenage guy with raging hormones?

*j_greene : hey! i could be a nerdy girl for all you know!!

*jennas_red_wagon : yeah. right. lol.

*j_greene : lol.

*j_greene : i'm surprised you haven't asked for my asl yet you know. after all, I am a teenage guy who just happens to be ridiculously good-looking as well. ;)

*jennas_red_wagon : spare me please. :P

*j_greene : alright, i'll spare you the extra effort in typing. Name's Johnny, 17/m/usa. and you?

*jennas_red_wagon : you're nuts, you know that? alright then. "Name's Jenna. 16/f/usa." happy?

*j_greene : absolutely.

Meanwhile, in the main screen....

butterfly_chick : J_GREENE?!!!!!!!!!!!1

butterfly_chick : HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!! omg, lyk... appear again!!!

butterfly_chick : Wer'd u go!!!

butterfly_chick : come back pls!!!!!

butterfly_chick : wer is evry1 neway???

butterfly_chick : helllooo????